Avoid small towns

January 18, 2014

Counting it down to Runaway Groom : Four Reasons to Avoid Small Towns

4. We aren’t going to forget that thing you did… I know, you were twenty. I know, you were drunk. I don’t care, we won’t forget. We’ll forgive you, since you grew up to be such a nice adult and all, but we won’t forget. 3. No, seriously… Ever. We won’t forget. We’re telling your grandkids about it. 2. We really do only accept cash. We don’t care that all the places you’ve ever been to before accept your little plastic card, we don’t. There is an ATM over there. Use that, bring us money. Kthxbai. 1. You may never […]