Life is simple in a small town. There are some things that we understand, though, that perhaps aren’t universal. 7. The carpet rolls up at nine. No, seriously, like EVERYTHING is closed at about nine pm. I remember when we first moved out to Ashtabula county, Ohio, my older brother and I went out into the street and laid right down on the middle line of Main Street. NOTHING HIT US. There weren’t any cars. Then again, it was ten pm, so… 6. The restaurants are all PACKED at noon on Sunday. Whether it is the bar crowd from Saturday […]